How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head.
If you are not gonna stay forever, don’t stay for so long. Because the more you stay, the more I will suffer when you leave.
― Soysolounachicamas.com (via soysolounachicamas)
Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE
Got a good parking spot at work today
Fuck yeah for decent days
I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence.
My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends
That’s an expensive water balloon fight